"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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glitter on ****oris?

Triple X

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Originally posted by Hunterchilla
dude is SPHINCTER BLEACHING really popular? like girls actually want their ASS HOLES to be pinker? LOOOOOOOL that is so FUKIN FUNNY.
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yall are fvckin hilarious!

Glittoris and Sphinctor Bleaching!? lmao... christ'


Anyways... should've fvcked the sh!t out of this tease b!tch, and then bumped her ass to the curb, like she kept doin you. Then you would have totally owned her, had it, and broken the cycle... going out as the king, w. her forever jockin. The tables not only would have been turned, you would've kicked her legs out, and splintered that sh!t.

lol

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