"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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glitter on ****oris?

Triple X

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Originally posted by Hunterchilla
dude is SPHINCTER BLEACHING really popular? like girls actually want their ASS HOLES to be pinker? LOOOOOOOL that is so FUKIN FUNNY.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Yall are fvckin hilarious!

Glittoris and Sphinctor Bleaching!? lmao... christ'


Anyways... should've fvcked the sh!t out of this tease b!tch, and then bumped her ass to the curb, like she kept doin you. Then you would have totally owned her, had it, and broken the cycle... going out as the king, w. her forever jockin. The tables not only would have been turned, you would've kicked her legs out, and splintered that sh!t.

lol

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