"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Gleem and Gleam - Do you look like an idiot?

Vulpine

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Do a search on this forum. There is an epidemic. It seems that everyone just loves to use the term "gleam" incorrectly.

gleam: (n.) a glimmer of light, a reflection

Everyone uses it as a verb. Sometimes, people even misspell the word.

gleem: (n.) a common misspelling of gleam.

It's a case of monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do. Do yourselves a favor, before adding words to your vocabularies, do a little research. Just because you hear it in a conversation, or read it somewhere, doesn't mean you have it right. You are going to believe with all your might that it is correct and proper, you'll even argue with somebody about it. Then, when you find out you were wrong, you will be proven an idiot and look like a jackazz. To spare you all from further humilliation, let me offer this:

glean: (v.)
1. To gather grain that was left behind after harvest
2. To collect information by small amounts at a time; implies vagueness or difficulty in collecting the information; also implies wordiness

Proper usage:

There is much information to be gleaned from this site.
The squirrel spent the day gleaning corn from the field.

Enjoy.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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flippinfreak

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lol, I havn't even notice people using the word glean.

I notice a lot of red herrings though. More problems by focusing on the wrong aspect, and asking for advice about something knowingly useless.
 

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Man, due I ever no what you mint buy that text. There knot using there heads, they kneed to inroll in a school to get some learning. I think it is grate you brought it too lite.

Ok, I am pulling your peeve chain! Am I still invited to the party???

*many winks* -Pix
 

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Fridays at 8 pixie, you get extra invites for that. :up:

First party is on the house, after that you have to bring something. If you don't bring a shirt, then it's still on the house.

Edit: Loved the "there" usage, classic
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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