Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2002
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- Age
- 47
- Location
- Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
I have a Humanities/Cultures class on Tuesday nights.
There is an unbelievably gorgeous girl in this class, she chose to sit next to me our first day of class. Then our bast*rd teacher decided we should do some group project, and of course, we got separated. We can choose where we want to sit. Each class I always sit in the same spot. There's another (much less attractive) girl in class who for some reason always sits next to me (since I sit on the far right, this is the only seat next to me).
I started noticing a seating pattern a week or so ago. The gorgeous girl always sits in a position that is semi-adjacent to my seat. One week she's directly behind me. The next week she's diagonal from me. Last week she was directly in front of me. Always just one seat away. And guys are always macking on her, with zero success.
Tonight she gets to class before the other girl and sits next to me. She starts talking to me, and I am my usual charming self. She seems interested, but not "SUPER" interested. The class starts and she gets her book out and starts highlighting sections and taking notes out of the book while the professor is going over trivial crap. She makes a big fuss about her notes being perfect, lined up in perfect columns. She folds her paper to make sure that her columns are straight.
Finally, I can't take anymore. I look directly into her eyes and say, "YOU ARE SO ANAL-RETENTIVE." She laughs and starts to protest, but I stop her. "You don't have to apologize about it, I'm just stating a fact."
The result: her interest shoots through the roof. She puts her notes away, talks with me through class, joking around and laughing at every one of my dumb jokes. At the end of class, she reaches out, touches my arm, and says, "Have a good week of making people's days better."
I'm really confused, so I say, "In what way do I do that?"
She says, "Nobody has ever given me permission to stop worrying about my 'responsibilities' and have fun before."
So, what I'd like to know is, do you guys think I have a chance with this girl?
Calm down, I'm just kidding. Got the digits, baby!
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CASANOVA
"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you."
Eric Hoffer
"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."
Voltaire
"Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it."
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
There is an unbelievably gorgeous girl in this class, she chose to sit next to me our first day of class. Then our bast*rd teacher decided we should do some group project, and of course, we got separated. We can choose where we want to sit. Each class I always sit in the same spot. There's another (much less attractive) girl in class who for some reason always sits next to me (since I sit on the far right, this is the only seat next to me).
I started noticing a seating pattern a week or so ago. The gorgeous girl always sits in a position that is semi-adjacent to my seat. One week she's directly behind me. The next week she's diagonal from me. Last week she was directly in front of me. Always just one seat away. And guys are always macking on her, with zero success.
Tonight she gets to class before the other girl and sits next to me. She starts talking to me, and I am my usual charming self. She seems interested, but not "SUPER" interested. The class starts and she gets her book out and starts highlighting sections and taking notes out of the book while the professor is going over trivial crap. She makes a big fuss about her notes being perfect, lined up in perfect columns. She folds her paper to make sure that her columns are straight.
Finally, I can't take anymore. I look directly into her eyes and say, "YOU ARE SO ANAL-RETENTIVE." She laughs and starts to protest, but I stop her. "You don't have to apologize about it, I'm just stating a fact."
The result: her interest shoots through the roof. She puts her notes away, talks with me through class, joking around and laughing at every one of my dumb jokes. At the end of class, she reaches out, touches my arm, and says, "Have a good week of making people's days better."
I'm really confused, so I say, "In what way do I do that?"
She says, "Nobody has ever given me permission to stop worrying about my 'responsibilities' and have fun before."
So, what I'd like to know is, do you guys think I have a chance with this girl?
Calm down, I'm just kidding. Got the digits, baby!
------------------
CASANOVA
"You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you."
Eric Hoffer
"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it."
Voltaire
"Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it."
Francois de La Rochefoucauld