"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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giving a girl the "money shot"

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my friends and i talked about this and it seems many of them have never been with a girl who liked to get her faced cummed on. out all the girls i have been with, only one girl actually enjoyed getting facials. a few girls treated semen as if it were acid and never wanted the **** on them.
curious, but how many girls have you been with who actually enjoyed (or didn't mind) getting facials? from your experiences were all girls open to it or tight about doing it?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Really, who actually wants to be sprayed in the face with any body fluid?

Very few people.
 

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Re:

LOL.

Never did it on the face of a chick before, but my girl now digs it on her, anywhere so far. Never pushed for the face. Don't really care. It's just hot when SHE wants something done, or I get her into it.

On my bday she got freaky and dressed up in porn attire. But I figure we get all wet from going down on them, so it's tit for tat.


A-Unit
 

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lol, I must watch too much porn. I didn't think cummin on a girl's face was so uncommon. Or should I say uncummin, LOLOLOLOLZ
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
lol, I must watch too much porn. I didn't think cummin on a girl's face was so uncommon. Or should I say uncummin, LOLOLOLOLZ
you're 24. you should have some idea of whats sexually common...

moving on..

most girls like *** on there face. and most girls like surprises.

so surprise your girl with a face full of *** while she's sleeping.
 

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most girls like *** on there face. and most girls like surprises.
so surprise your girl with a face full of *** while she's sleeping.
That's my next Valentine's Day gift. Much easier on the wallet than a diamond necklace.
 

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This really depends on the girl.

I haven't cvm across (pun intended) any girls who have asked for it or begged for it. They'll usually do it just to make you happy or to experience it. Most hate getting it in their hair, eyes and/or nose, so watch where you blow.

It's really about what you like and what you want to do. Just ask her to experiment with you. :cheer:
 

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They HATE it in their hair lol. God, I've never seen a girl so mad hehehe.

Although an ex of mine caught some in her hair one morning, and didn't have time to wash it out... she went to work with it lmao.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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If you had a 3some with another guy and a girl, would it be embarrassing if you accidently cvmmed on the guy's face instead?
 

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lol I saw a French porn bloopers clip that had that. Funny ****.
 

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I haven't been able to shoot a wad on a girls face but I've been asked to blow on bodies and I've had two girls let me c*m in their mouths.

I dunno if R Kelly can p*ss on a b*tch then you'd think there'd be at least a few girls who are up for takin one on the face, right?
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
If you had a 3some with another guy and a girl, would it be embarrassing if you accidently cvmmed on the guy's face instead?
ITS STORY TIME!

This is a true one.

It happened the only time in my life i've ever prematurely ejaculated.
My friend brings the hoe he'd banged the night before into my bed in the morning. Puts her in the middle, she's in a tiny G-String, and a tight singlet. Things started getting touchy feeling, and next thing I know, I'm about to come! I'm freaking...why is this happening how can i make it stop!?...it doesn't stop! and I've shot the biggest wad of come in my life. Its gone all over her singlet.
Now i'm feeling so embarrassed... neither of them know... She's facing him, and they are kissing, he's fingering her.. I jump up and say walk very quickly to the toilet.
While I'm out of the room, she figures out whats happened.... i'm in the bathroom I hear.... "YUK! Feel this." Then my friend reaches around her back and puts his hand in my blow.. he's freaked... but they are both laughing... I doubt he'll let me share with him again.. lol

-not quite as good as blowing on his face... but damn that was funny..
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I dated a girl that was really into facials. She said it made her feel 'dirty' and turned her on. She was up for ANYTHING.

That was the best two months of my life.
 
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