"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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my friends and i talked about this and it seems many of them have never been with a girl who liked to get her faced cummed on. out all the girls i have been with, only one girl actually enjoyed getting facials. a few girls treated semen as if it were acid and never wanted the **** on them.
curious, but how many girls have you been with who actually enjoyed (or didn't mind) getting facials? from your experiences were all girls open to it or tight about doing it?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Really, who actually wants to be sprayed in the face with any body fluid?

Very few people.
 

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Re:

LOL.

Never did it on the face of a chick before, but my girl now digs it on her, anywhere so far. Never pushed for the face. Don't really care. It's just hot when SHE wants something done, or I get her into it.

On my bday she got freaky and dressed up in porn attire. But I figure we get all wet from going down on them, so it's tit for tat.


A-Unit
 

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lol, I must watch too much porn. I didn't think cummin on a girl's face was so uncommon. Or should I say uncummin, LOLOLOLOLZ
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
lol, I must watch too much porn. I didn't think cummin on a girl's face was so uncommon. Or should I say uncummin, LOLOLOLOLZ
you're 24. you should have some idea of whats sexually common...

moving on..

most girls like *** on there face. and most girls like surprises.

so surprise your girl with a face full of *** while she's sleeping.
 

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most girls like *** on there face. and most girls like surprises.
so surprise your girl with a face full of *** while she's sleeping.
That's my next Valentine's Day gift. Much easier on the wallet than a diamond necklace.
 

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This really depends on the girl.

I haven't cvm across (pun intended) any girls who have asked for it or begged for it. They'll usually do it just to make you happy or to experience it. Most hate getting it in their hair, eyes and/or nose, so watch where you blow.

It's really about what you like and what you want to do. Just ask her to experiment with you. :cheer:
 

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They HATE it in their hair lol. God, I've never seen a girl so mad hehehe.

Although an ex of mine caught some in her hair one morning, and didn't have time to wash it out... she went to work with it lmao.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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If you had a 3some with another guy and a girl, would it be embarrassing if you accidently cvmmed on the guy's face instead?
 

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lol I saw a French porn bloopers clip that had that. Funny ****.
 

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I haven't been able to shoot a wad on a girls face but I've been asked to blow on bodies and I've had two girls let me c*m in their mouths.

I dunno if R Kelly can p*ss on a b*tch then you'd think there'd be at least a few girls who are up for takin one on the face, right?
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
If you had a 3some with another guy and a girl, would it be embarrassing if you accidently cvmmed on the guy's face instead?
ITS STORY TIME!

This is a true one.

It happened the only time in my life i've ever prematurely ejaculated.
My friend brings the hoe he'd banged the night before into my bed in the morning. Puts her in the middle, she's in a tiny G-String, and a tight singlet. Things started getting touchy feeling, and next thing I know, I'm about to come! I'm freaking...why is this happening how can i make it stop!?...it doesn't stop! and I've shot the biggest wad of come in my life. Its gone all over her singlet.
Now i'm feeling so embarrassed... neither of them know... She's facing him, and they are kissing, he's fingering her.. I jump up and say walk very quickly to the toilet.
While I'm out of the room, she figures out whats happened.... i'm in the bathroom I hear.... "YUK! Feel this." Then my friend reaches around her back and puts his hand in my blow.. he's freaked... but they are both laughing... I doubt he'll let me share with him again.. lol

-not quite as good as blowing on his face... but damn that was funny..
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I dated a girl that was really into facials. She said it made her feel 'dirty' and turned her on. She was up for ANYTHING.

That was the best two months of my life.
 
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