"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Giving a girl compliments............gone wrong.

vivavllv

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Why? Because I was tired of being a biotch!!

"Your purse doesn't match....blah, blah.........she'll remember me"
So boring, have some fvcking guts, your not going to die, life goes on.

I'm tired of seeing chumps getting played, they deserve to feel what they do to guys. Maybe thats why im so harsh, becuase i used to be a biocth, and now i don't want to take any crap from them, especially the 10s. Today what some would consider a 10 looked at me put her whiteboard, marker, and eraser out to hand it to me, so i would put it back in the box for her. I looked at her, looked at the board, then back at her with a face of disgust. She said, Are you serious, I just turned my back to her.


Don't believe me fine. I don't care. It is what it is, life will go on weather you believe me or not, DOESN'T MATTER.
If you guys don't like me, then Fvck you, who am i trying to impress?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Some girl actually tried to tool you like that? Wow. I found your insult to be hilarious though.
 
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Calm down dude. We're laughing with you not at you. Thats some funny ****.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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^LOL i don't know about you but I'm laughing AT him
 

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I just joined the forums, and this is the first post I open up :D

I can see where your coming from man, you used to be a chump, most of us were.
Now you've got "game" and your gonna try some DJ skills. Dude, that neg you attempted was taken to far. To tell you the truth it was lame. A good neg is somewhere between a compliment and an insult... What you said was definetly taken as an insult.

Your doing what most guys do when they find out what they've been doing all along has gotten them NOWHERE. Your being an ******* and that's not gonna help your game. You could have busted on her about her clothes being the same as another chick or something less "harsh" It's good that your trying things man but I don't believe what you did is gonna get you anywhere bro.

-Furious
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Rint

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Dude if u say that too a girl ur a god dam idiot. Girls spend hours on their looks telling them that makes them feel like ****.
 

defiancy

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wow this made me squirm in my seat lol

i dont really think insulting a girl is a compliment lol...and why'd you continue talking after she said f*ck u?
 

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Originally posted by Rint
Dude if u say that too a girl ur a god dam idiot. Girls spend hours on their looks telling them that makes them feel like ****.
It was attempt at being "playful." The problem is that the girl didn't find it playful.
 

AC/DC

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This thread being a month old, I have literally told EVERYBODY I know about this, except I said you were my classmate... LOL everyone laughs every time!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I went in for a kiss yesterday with what I'd thought was a HB7. Being short-sighted I hadn't noticed before she had a moustache. I pulled back and spat in her face involuntarily as I went.

You had a lucky escape.
 

AC/DC

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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA this thing got bumped and im the first person to click it and start laughing again.. hahahahha
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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LikRetsam

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Priceless.
 

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ROFL.
AHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA. That was awesome!!!! Who cares if it's a neg gone wrong, this was the funniest sh*t i've ever heard!
 

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hahahahah man i made that mistake back in high school, i said to this HB8 that she got a moustache, and her friend slapped me. never tell girls they got body hair that they dont want.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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