“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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acerazor1

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Okay dons, you are in a club, a hot chick accidentally stands on your foot & immediately apologises. Now this happens alot to me and it seems like a good time to bust on a chick a little! Anyone got any good ****y funny lines they would use in this situation?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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seethehoop

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Off top of my head...

Do always stand on the balls\c0ck of every stranger ya meet.

Hey!!! these shoes are real Italian leather.Do you know how many Italians I had to skin to make these.

but I tend to go a little more low key and jus say...

Hey, there's such a thing as personal space ya know.

This seems to confuse them cos they wonder why you don't want them in your personal space.
 

NewAndImproved

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Assume it's intentional, which it probably was. Recently a girl literally bumped into me, stepped onto my foot and then held onto me after. I said "whoa, whoa, how obvious are you?!"and took from there.
 
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