Okay dons, you are in a club, a hot chick accidentally stands on your foot & immediately apologises. Now this happens alot to me and it seems like a good time to bust on a chick a little! Anyone got any good ****y funny lines they would use in this situation?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Give me ****y funny!!
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