I prefer Kahlua because of the smell. Dab just a drop on your or her lips in the kitchen, then on her neck. It's foolproof from there to the ears, nipples, belly button, genitals. Don't try to pour it straight from the bottle, dab it out of a shot glass with your finger. Make sure it's ALL getting licked up, every drop, or you might stain/sticky the sheets too fast. If alcoholic, the cream from semimelted York Peppermint Patties is very good also, just don't put that stuff inside her or on your balls because it can burn/irritate.Atom Smasher said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Give her chocolate after sex
- Thread starter JohnyTheArrow
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Brilliant! This is like a Pavlov experiment and it makes you look gentlemanly! Eating some yourself is a good idea too to take away possible suspicion and it looks more natural because who can resist candy?
Dark chocolate is probably most effective, but it doesn't taste as good.
Dark chocolate needs to be "chased" with milk or something, like chasing liquor with coke... some chocolate recipes and blends are probably more effective than others.
Are their any chocolate experts here that could expand on this?
Dark chocolate is probably most effective, but it doesn't taste as good.
Dark chocolate needs to be "chased" with milk or something, like chasing liquor with coke... some chocolate recipes and blends are probably more effective than others.
Are their any chocolate experts here that could expand on this?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.