"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Give her chocolate after sex

dasein

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Atom Smasher said:
Next time I'm going to shove a bottle of Hershey's syrup in her mouth and squeeze. Much more convenient plus it will keep her quiet for several seconds.
I prefer Kahlua because of the smell. Dab just a drop on your or her lips in the kitchen, then on her neck. It's foolproof from there to the ears, nipples, belly button, genitals. Don't try to pour it straight from the bottle, dab it out of a shot glass with your finger. Make sure it's ALL getting licked up, every drop, or you might stain/sticky the sheets too fast. If alcoholic, the cream from semimelted York Peppermint Patties is very good also, just don't put that stuff inside her or on your balls because it can burn/irritate.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Yeah, you better get her a protein shake :D
 

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Brilliant! This is like a Pavlov experiment and it makes you look gentlemanly! Eating some yourself is a good idea too to take away possible suspicion and it looks more natural because who can resist candy?

Dark chocolate is probably most effective, but it doesn't taste as good.

Dark chocolate needs to be "chased" with milk or something, like chasing liquor with coke... some chocolate recipes and blends are probably more effective than others.

Are their any chocolate experts here that could expand on this?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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