"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hyper2010

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Hya

Just a quick one. Is there any reliable way to determine the size of a woman through a picture? Been chatting to a girl and I've managed to rapport out of her a decent full length body shot photo but just not sure how reliable it is. I know girls are notorious for being bigger in real life

I'd post the picture, but I don't know how

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

NewJack

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If there are no full body shots, assume its north of 200 pounds.

Most girls without big bodies will put some kind of body shot in there, the lack of one is...

not a good sign... unless you like larger women, in which case, its time to celebrate!
 

GS750

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Look at the arms bro. That should give you a general idea if there's no full body shot.
 

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No body shots = fat
Body shots in winter clothing = fat
Pictures taken from weird angles = fat
Low quality/blurry/overexposed pics = fat
Describes her body type as average or athletic = fat
 

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I actually met a chick from online who had zero body shots, just two face shots. I asked her about it and her response was: "I get no complaints."

Turns out her body was phenomenal. She had initiated contact with me and her was good, and she seemed cool, so I gave it a shot....and it paid off.

That's a rare case though.

I've met with quite a few who did the weird angle deal. I even met one that admitted to cropping her picture. That kind of stuff is more of the norm. Always ask for another picture before meeting, and if something doesn't seem right, it usually isn't. That's why, when I was still online, first dates were always a "quick" drink or coffee for a meet and greet. She turns out to be loose in all the wrong places, then slam your drink "it was nice meeting you." and get the fvck out.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Wolfgang D

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Bokanovsky said:
No body shots = fat
Body shots in winter clothing = fat
Pictures taken from weird angles = fat
Low quality/blurry/overexposed pics = fat
Describes her body type as average or athletic = fat
Well, I talked to a girl with a full body-shot pic, but she was in a Michelin-Man costume for Halloween. Her screen name is Miss Piggy, I met her on a website for cupcake afficionados. I'm just not sure ... what do you think?
 

Bokanovsky

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Wolfgang D said:
Well, I talked to a girl with a full body-shot pic, but she was in a Michelin-Man costume for Halloween. Her screen name is Miss Piggy, I met her on a website for cupcake afficionados. I'm just not sure ... what do you think?
I think that you should marry her :D
 
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