"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Girls with boyfriends.. Ugh.

yunghova35

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Originally posted by DJDamage
It does not matter the you think she likes you or rather spend 95% of her free time with you then her boyfriend. The bottom line is that you are thinking that becoming a friend with this chick will get you somewhere but the more you hang around her the less likely something will happen between the two of you.

You are basically doing her boyfriend a favour. When she is bored or frustrated with him, she comes to you and you entertain her and listen to her like one of her girlfriends or her gay guy friend. Once she is all happy and done with you she goes to him and all he has to do is fvck her until dawn without listen to her complaining, while you sit there thinking how good it is to hang around her and mesmerise by some fantasy then reality.

Wake up and open your eyes.
GOLDEN
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DeathDealer

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Guys who don't have a clue and hang around a girl like a plague...UGH.
 

CraigMack

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ey yo beware you don't end up getting yo azz punked out. sounds like her boyfriend has the better end of the bargin cause he gets the p*ssy and doesn't have to sit up till 5am listening to her shyt or change her headlights.

next time why don'tcha rub her feet for her and do her toenails up with some polish.
 

AMF

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Originally posted by todesangel
anal rape her
Yeah, Im a fan of the direct approach myself.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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comic_relief

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Originally posted by AMF
Yeah, Im a fan of the direct approach myself.
bwah ha ha ha
 
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