"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Girls with boyfriends.. Ugh.

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yunghova35

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Originally posted by DJDamage
It does not matter the you think she likes you or rather spend 95% of her free time with you then her boyfriend. The bottom line is that you are thinking that becoming a friend with this chick will get you somewhere but the more you hang around her the less likely something will happen between the two of you.

You are basically doing her boyfriend a favour. When she is bored or frustrated with him, she comes to you and you entertain her and listen to her like one of her girlfriends or her gay guy friend. Once she is all happy and done with you she goes to him and all he has to do is fvck her until dawn without listen to her complaining, while you sit there thinking how good it is to hang around her and mesmerise by some fantasy then reality.

Wake up and open your eyes.
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GOLDEN
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Guys who don't have a clue and hang around a girl like a plague...UGH.
 
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ey yo beware you don't end up getting yo azz punked out. sounds like her boyfriend has the better end of the bargin cause he gets the p*ssy and doesn't have to sit up till 5am listening to her shyt or change her headlights.

next time why don'tcha rub her feet for her and do her toenails up with some polish.
 
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Originally posted by todesangel
anal rape her
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Yeah, Im a fan of the direct approach myself.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by AMF
Yeah, Im a fan of the direct approach myself.
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bwah ha ha ha
 
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