"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girls who hit...HARD!

Jariel

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I'm not sure if any of you have experienced this, but say you neghit/tease a girl you know and she hits you playfully. That's cool, right? However, how would you take it if a girl takes it too far, hits you with all her might or keeps pounding you? I'm a big guy, so they probably don't expect to hurt me and they do it playfully, yet they really put force into their punches to the point where they echo or the girls even hurt their hands (what can I say, I'm like a rock :))!

They're attractive girls, I like them as friends, but I'm with someone and not interested in pursuing them. I continue teasing them, hitting them (lightly) back and playfighting, but I do wonder if their aggression is a sign of attraction or sexual play. My ex girlfriend used to do the same thing and I don't want to lead them on by playing along with it if it's more than just messing around. I've already lead one of these girls on and hurt her, so I'm not sure this is appropriate.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ethnomethodologist

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Well if its playful...

Why not play the grappler? Excellent kino, and you can do some freaky wrestling moves...

If it really bothers them, do it until they get angry and want to be put down:)

If you want her still though, stop her physically from hitting you. grab her hands, or give her a bear hug. Lift her off the ground, and tease her some more.
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I've had girls do that, and than as the ultimate closer, I told em I was going to give em the ultimate purple nurple!!! I did the whole hand grab on her tit and twist, and held on!! told her to stop hitting me, and gave it a little twist.

She was interrupting sets I opened with how "CRAZY" I was:crackup: Girls would get annoyed of her and walk away. I told her to back off, I'll come talk to her later, than went back to the other girls.
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golfguy

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Generally they're only playing back.

Except when they hit you real hard. My last concussion was given by a girl (who's much bigger than me too I may add).

I turned around to get a beer and I got hammered right behind the ear.
 
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