Girls who eat too much...

[MyNameIsEd]

Yo, dudes. I just started dating this pretty cool girl, she's like a 9 on both looks and personality (She's the funky, kitschy type), but there's one problem. Whenever we have pizza she eats three f*cking slices (and makes a real mess), while I only have one. She pays her part, though, so the money's not my problem. The problem is that this type of behavior means something. (She puts two slices right on top of each other and eats it like that) Like some sort of insecurity or something. Any of you more experienced dudes know anything about this?

 

[The Master Disaster]

Originally posted by MyNameIsEd
Yo, dudes. I just started dating this pretty cool girl, she's like a 9 on both looks and personality (She's the funky, kitschy type), but there's one problem. Whenever we have pizza she eats three f*cking slices (and makes a real mess), while I only have one. She pays her part, though, so the money's not my problem. The problem is that this type of behavior means something. (She puts two slices right on top of each other and eats it like that) Like some sort of insecurity or something. Any of you more experienced dudes know anything about this?

your an a**hole whenever a girl eats 3 or more slices you MUST (Cannot stress this enough) Eat at least 4. To be a gentlemen you always eat more then the lady, and for god sakes pay for her.

 

[MyNameIsEd]

Re: Re: Girls who eat too much...

Originally posted by The Master Disaster
your an a**hole whenever a girl eats 3 or more slices you MUST (Cannot stress this enough) Eat at least 4. To be a gentlemen you always eat more then the lady, and for god sakes pay for her.

OMFG. I'm not gonna eat more slices than I want just to look like a gentleman.

 

[Mr. Debonaire]

Re: Re: Girls who eat too much...

Originally posted by The Master Disaster
your an a**hole whenever a girl eats 3 or more slices you MUST (Cannot stress this enough) Eat at least 4. To be a gentlemen you always eat more then the lady, and for god sakes pay for her.

i hope your kidding

don't worry about it if she eats alot. Some girls try to get by on no food at all, and they are usually the insecure ones. if she eats enough that shes actually full when she finishes i would consider it a good thing.

As for the mess, offer her a napkin

 

[MyNameIsEd]

Whoops, I already called her saying that our two week relationship is over, and it's on her answering machine.I can't wait till school on monday to see the look on her face.:crackup:
crack up

BTW, the phone breakup would actually make for a pretty good test, wouldn't it?

 

[Archaic]

both your posts just leave me in awe.....

 

[dyce]

damn wat a stupid thread..

guys.. read the bible for a start

and if she really is a HB9 u should be glad she eats alot. alot of HB's dont eat much and therefore dont have alot of fun while out

 

[AC/DC]

Thanks for leaving all of us a little bit dumber.

 

[oakraiderz2]

What kinda b!tch eats ONE piece of pizza? Are you a 4 yr old girl or what?

 

[RaWBLooD]

i personally have finished whole extra large pizzas when i wasnt hungry before