"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Girls who eat too much...

MyNameIsEd

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Yo, dudes. I just started dating this pretty cool girl, she's like a 9 on both looks and personality (She's the funky, kitschy type), but there's one problem. Whenever we have pizza she eats three f*cking slices (and makes a real mess), while I only have one. She pays her part, though, so the money's not my problem. The problem is that this type of behavior means something. (She puts two slices right on top of each other and eats it like that) Like some sort of insecurity or something. Any of you more experienced dudes know anything about this?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Master Disaster

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Originally posted by MyNameIsEd
Yo, dudes. I just started dating this pretty cool girl, she's like a 9 on both looks and personality (She's the funky, kitschy type), but there's one problem. Whenever we have pizza she eats three f*cking slices (and makes a real mess), while I only have one. She pays her part, though, so the money's not my problem. The problem is that this type of behavior means something. (She puts two slices right on top of each other and eats it like that) Like some sort of insecurity or something. Any of you more experienced dudes know anything about this?
your an a**hole whenever a girl eats 3 or more slices you MUST (Cannot stress this enough) Eat at least 4. To be a gentlemen you always eat more then the lady, and for god sakes pay for her.
 

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Re: Re: Girls who eat too much...

Originally posted by The Master Disaster
your an a**hole whenever a girl eats 3 or more slices you MUST (Cannot stress this enough) Eat at least 4. To be a gentlemen you always eat more then the lady, and for god sakes pay for her.
OMFG. I'm not gonna eat more slices than I want just to look like a gentleman.
 

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Re: Re: Girls who eat too much...

Originally posted by The Master Disaster
your an a**hole whenever a girl eats 3 or more slices you MUST (Cannot stress this enough) Eat at least 4. To be a gentlemen you always eat more then the lady, and for god sakes pay for her.
i hope your kidding

don't worry about it if she eats alot. Some girls try to get by on no food at all, and they are usually the insecure ones. if she eats enough that shes actually full when she finishes i would consider it a good thing.

As for the mess, offer her a napkin ;)
 

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Whoops, I already called her saying that our two week relationship is over, and it's on her answering machine.I can't wait till school on monday to see the look on her face.:crackup:
crack up

BTW, the phone breakup would actually make for a pretty good test, wouldn't it?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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both your posts just leave me in awe.....
 

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damn wat a stupid thread..

guys.. read the bible for a start

and if she really is a HB9 u should be glad she eats alot. alot of HB's dont eat much and therefore dont have alot of fun while out
 

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What kinda b!tch eats ONE piece of pizza? Are you a 4 yr old girl or what?
 

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i personally have finished whole extra large pizzas when i wasnt hungry before
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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