"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Is it normal for girls to love your stomach? lol

I don't have the whole 6 pack thing going but she says she'd rather have something comfy to lie on like my stomach than guys with 6 packs cuz its comfy... She says she likes guys who have strong arms, chest and have a gut.. (thats me, I'm atheletic)

Everytime I see her she hugs me and touches me and stuff just above, the you know.. Anyways, is this a good thing or is the girl just messing with me? I just want some assurance.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Your just a friend.

Let me tell you why: They say, "I like you, your so nice, I like nice guys better than jerks"

She said: "I like your COMFY(nice) stomach, I like it better than the guys' with the (jerk/badboy) 6 pack)"


see a resemblance?

~Smooth
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Hmm, I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss it. You've got some good kino going there, try to do similar to her, gradually, and see how she takes it.
 
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perhaps she thinks that you think you are fat and she is trying to make you feel better about it.
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i have a friend who only wants a guy who is big. shes a stick and she says that she stays warmer in bed because hes bigger.
 
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Complicated chick...sounds like she's comfortable with you, she likes flirting with you, and I guess she is trying to see how you'll react to this.
 
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Originally posted by DaKidS3
You have a gut, and you're athletic? Huh?
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lol

Not like a huge gut. :crackup: It's not too big to see but you can feel it... It's kinda hard to explain but I play baseball and I'm planning on going to football since all the coaches come up to me saying I can be a running back, lineman or tight end.

Anyways, I see this girl just looking at me and coming to me every chance she gets during class. I only have one class with her.

Yesterday she came up to me, did the usual rubbing and stuff then she goes from my stomach to my face and saying how soft my skin is. I joke and kino a little bit about her and she takes it positively. Then she starts kissing my cheek like, at least 5 times.

She also tells me how my teeth are perfect and that she loves my perfect teeth. Next thing I know she'll be kissing those too! :p
 
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big teddy bear... ooh coochy goo!!!

lol some girls love the love handles and the rest of it, they can see perfection, but they want the flaws too.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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