"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls wanted me to lift up my shirt

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I was over this girls house whom I have no intrest in and is just my friend and she had her friend over who I just met that day. OK lets just say the friend was :up:. Yea she was pretty hot. I don't remember how we got into it but the ugg wanted me to lift my shirt up and the friend got into the idea to. I was like "no **** you" and I didnt. Do You guys think I made myself out to be a total pvssy or the whole thing is indefferent? I guess im a rafc and I just need to know if i'm in a similar situiation.

O and i'm not fat or anything, I just didn't want the ugg to like me even more than she already did.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Im confused about how that came up, and why it was a problem to begin with? Were you discussing stomachs/abs or something? I hope you werent bragging and then didn't back it up....
 

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No no I wasn't bragging at all to them. The ugg likes me too much and just wanted me to lift my shirt up. I'm just asking if saying no made me look like a pvssy infront of the hot friend. Just need it for future considerations.
 

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I say no, didnt make you look like a *****. Doing what she tells you woulda made you a *****. That's just my opinion tho. I'm still new to this. Next time, tell her to lift her shirt up first, then you'll consider it :p.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ehhhh while i'm here i'm kind of stuck on what the hot girl ment when she was making a deal about how im as skinny as her and she grabbed my waist. IOI, indefferent, or should I need to stfu and stop analyzing everything?
 

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BBX said:
Ehhhh while i'm here i'm kind of stuck on what the hot girl ment when she was making a deal about how im as skinny as her and she grabbed my waist. IOI, indefferent, or should I need to stfu and stop analyzing everything?
If a girl tells you you are skinny it's not a good indication. Seems like she wanted to confirm how skinny you were.
 
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Are u kidding?

BBX said:
Do You guys think I made myself out to be a total pvssy

are u kidding???? stop analyzing so much... wtf... you dont have to do **** that your friend says.. now if a girl asks, then she might see it as rejection if you dont respond, but if you do C+F(****y and funny) i.e. "If I raise my shirt you will get hot, and I will get hot, and then we going to have to do something about it, but I dont feel comfterble doing it in front of everyone, so your going to have to wait for next time"

or say "You look better, so why not lift yours, cause it will be a better sight"

you know

who cares man... jeezes... worry about things like when you call her a "c.unt" or a "wh.ore" during a fight.. jeezes.. this is so minor!!!!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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lift ur shirt then take off your pants and swing your **** in a counterclockwise motion...then stand on one foot and jump off the cofee table landing on the Hb and poke her with your hardo-on on accident though and then go home to your bed a do ur daily ritual with your lotion and hand.
 

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I get that a lot, especially when wearing a vest or something. If they're making a request always throw hoops before they get what they wanted. Make them work for your attention.
 
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