"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls vs Grown Women

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This is a post from a girl I was seeing to her friends. I hope this will help you *boys* gain some insights into the mind of a woman.

Hey ladies I am reposting this from my girl Laurey Pike. This is truth, so read it because I LOVE YOU GUYS! MAUH!

~N*****~
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Repostin this because it is knowledge....ladies, let us step up and be the God-fearing women we were designed to be. No need to chase triflin dudes when you just need to have faith that God will deliver you your man on His perfect time.

~L
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For all my girls who think "acting a fool" is cute and for my classy ladies read this. There's a time and place for everything and the older I get I realize you live and learn, sometimes you may fall in love and have to let go, but the beauty of it all is the strength you gain and assurance of knowing you will be okay! What are you a Girl or Woman?

Girls vs. Grown Women

GIRLS leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in.

GIRLS want to control the man in their life.
GROWN WOMEN know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

GIRLS check you for not calling them.
GROWN WOMEN are too busy to realize you hadn't.


GIRLS are afraid to be alone.
GROWN WOMEN revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth.

GIRLS ignore the good guys.
GROWN WOMEN ignore the bad guys.

GIRLS worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for a man.
GROWN WOMEN know that they are pretty and/or good enough for their God-ordained husband!

GIRLS try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
GROWN WOMEN realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special -- and spends time with her own friends!

GIRLS think a guy crying is weak.
GROWN WOMEN offer their shoulder and a tissue.

GIRLS want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
GROWN WOMEN 'show' him, make him comfortable enough to reciprocate w/o fear of losing his 'manhood', and even take time to spoil him!

GIRLS get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
GROWN WOMEN know that that was just one man.

GIRLS fall in love, chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
GROWN WOMEN know that sometimes the one you love doesn't always love you back -- and moves on, without bitterness.

GIRLS will read this and get an attitude.
GROWN WOMEN will read this and ask..."which one am I?" and ask God to work on them!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Sure, Grown Women are perfect.
 

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i'm pretty sure this was written by a tittie sagging 39 year old who is tired of having men leave her for a perky breasted 23 year ol and is trying to now point out her "good points"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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backbreaker said:
i'm pretty sure this was written by a tittie sagging 39 year old who is tired of having men leave her for a perky breasted 23 year ol and is trying to now point out her "good points"
WRONG! If you can't handle a mature women, don't date them. There's no need to diss women trying to improve their lives.
 

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i happen to like dating older women, not THAT much older than me (i'm 24) but I am currently laying the pipe to a 32 year old on a regular basis.. but I don't believe this babble that's posted becuase I'm not a troll like you and I've actually had enough experience with women to know better
 

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backbreaker said:
i happen to like dating older women, not THAT much older than me (i'm 24) but I am currently laying the pipe to a 32 year old on a regular basis.. but I don't believe this babble that's posted becuase I'm not a troll like you and I've actually had enough experience with women to know better
Older doesn't mean mature. The girl who wrote the post is pretty smart and mature for her age (23). Also I'm no Troll. If anyone's a troll, it's probably you. You've been here since 2002, let's see you post a pic so we can see if you're the real deal.
 

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lol, dude, do you have any ieda who I am?

calm your ego inflated ass down
 

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backbreaker said:
i'm pretty sure this was written by a tittie sagging 39 year old who is tired of having men leave her for a perky breasted 23 year ol and is trying to now point out her "good points"
i concur.

Not that it matters, but most of my past relationships have been with ladies older than myself
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You're an Idiot

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lol, dude, do you have any ieda who I am?
Of course! You're a coward that can't spell. What does it matter who you are? You're fvcking pathetic if you get your sense of pride from being admired in a discussion forum. lol.
 

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While I'm here...

Back to the original post, lol
Alot of guys here are dealing with little girls, and wondering why they are having so much trouble!

SOMETIMES THE PROBLEM ISN'T IN US! Sometimes the majestic *****-wearing ones are just as ****ed up!
 

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Good post. But the point that's being missed is that it's not about the girl/woman's age so much as her attitude. I'll take the woman with the mature (but not stodgy) attitude who's in good shape over the stuck-up little brat (whether just younger and not knowing any better or older and emotionally retarded) anytime.
 
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Older women are set in their ways and are more difficult to get along with than yonger women.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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