I don't know what she does but every time she wants to go down on me she ends up scraping or bruising the tip of my **** like wtf, i try to tell her to slow down and go down deeper but she docent really get the point its usually OK for a while then out of know were she like hurts the head of my penis, its more pain than pleasure. In the end she apologized as i didn't get off and said that next time when were not chillin on my bros couch and at one of our places that she will rid the **** out of me, But still if a girl insist on giving you a blow job she should at least have the decency to know what the **** to do or pay attention to who shes doing it too. Sucks cause now the head has a a lil bruise on it docent really hurt, But seriously wtf
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Girls that give bad blow jobs
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
Keep telling her what you like and she will get it sooner or later. Tell her not to suck so hard or don't use her teeth. Whatever the case is. Tell her how you like it and how you don't like it.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
Dude, just keep encouraging her and eventually she'll get the hang of it, LOL (I made a funny) :crackup: To answer your question....Yes, if she insists on giving you bj's then we expect that she would know what she's doin.....
Be grateful you have such an accomodating girlfriend, there are many guys on this board that would kill to have someone like her
-Kingbeef
Be grateful you have such an accomodating girlfriend, there are many guys on this board that would kill to have someone like her
-Kingbeef
In2theGame
Master Don Juan
You better take this advice because i remember this girl i messed with a long time ago, she starting blowin me, and then it happened. she grabbed my c*ck like it was a squeeze toy and pulled HARD when she sucks.. damn that hurt.I.A.F.Y.B. said:
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
We will see how "greatfull" he is when, she bites his d!ck off. And every other guys on here.KingBeef said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
hahahaha sorry this made me laugh not because of you but the situation itself, i don't think she does it on purpose though.
Maybe try taking her step by step? like "I like it soft first, yeah like that, no, not like that" or something like that?
more experienced guys come help
EDIT: wrote this when there were no answers lol i guess i took my time, keep up the good work guys.
Maybe try taking her step by step? like "I like it soft first, yeah like that, no, not like that" or something like that?
more experienced guys come help
EDIT: wrote this when there were no answers lol i guess i took my time, keep up the good work guys.
im 14 y/o nd a girl offered me a ******* and sexual intercourse for the first time, i immediatly aggreed but then with later thought i turnd the offere down......i do and i dont think i made the right choice...part wanting oral sex (or more)) and part thinking its to risk, at this age what do you think?/?....but btw im nt attracted to this girl and shes not my girlfriend
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I think it would be illegal for me to have an opinion until 2012.procanto said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
TheBaconator
Senior Don Juan
procanto said:
TROLL!!
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him.
He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot.
They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.
"Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a ********?"
"EEEEyyyyyyeeeew!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"
He says, "Well then, how about a hand job?"
"I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?"
She nods.
"Well, it's just like that."
So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ears and he screams out in pain.
"What's wrong?!" she cries out.
"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!!!"
He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot.
They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.
"Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a ********?"
"EEEEyyyyyyeeeew!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"
He says, "Well then, how about a hand job?"
"I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?"
She nods.
"Well, it's just like that."
So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ears and he screams out in pain.
"What's wrong?!" she cries out.
"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!!!"
funny responses but by the way shes not even my GF, I hooked up with her on her 18th birthday at my place, and now she calls me at least once a week usually around 12 at night if shes at a party and is like come over i wanna see you bla bla bla... Shes about a 7 but shes 18 and im 20 and im dating some girls that are 8-9s that are my age... but the head of my ****s all better now so im happy about that ha