"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Girls suck at giving head

itishe

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Of the past three girls that have given me head, three of them sucked at it. How can you tell/show/encourage a girl to give me a ******* instead of sucking on my head or somehow getting their teeth into the mix.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rudra

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Well I found that about 90 percent of women give head that would us in analogy performing cunny get a slap in the face. Hardly pulled the pun that most suck at sucking... This does NOT depend on the sexual experience of the girl. I´ve had broads with experience that would make a pro blush, but they still sucked only mediocrely.

Is a BS such an individual thing? One guy flies away, the other one falls asleep at the same girl giving him head? I dont think so.

Are 99% of the guys already so happy and thankful that the chick takes it down the throat that they would rather bite off their tongue then criticize her? Seems more likely, but only my 2c.

Input?
 

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They are only good at it when they are totally relaxed with you. Not only that, you have to be totally relaxed. Ive tried sitting down with one and showing her some techniques I found via google. No luck there, I havent felt any difference before or after.

Different girl, we're into each other, shes relaxed, Im relaxed, both drunk. It was amazing.


Down side to this is that you dont last as long when you are relaxed completely. I dont know how to tell you what I mean by relaxed completely, I guess not focusing on your performance and other things.
 

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I think most of us guys expect our lovers to blow like them porn stars. I think its a fair expectation to have after all, it should be enjoyable and we are here to blow our loads... so why not.

Every chick needs experience and gentle guidance from the receiver. Experience coupled with attraction gives the best BJs. They are not mutually exclusive
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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if she's too good at it, I'd be wondering how many she's sucked..
 

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why dont u get a guy to do it instead, since 'girls suck at giving head'
 

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nosmirk said:
why dont u get a guy to do it instead, since 'girls suck at giving head'

I was thinking the same thing. I happen to love the way girls give head. So much in fact that I'd break a guys neck if he touched my d*ck.

Some aren't that good, some give bomb head. It's techinique, suction, tongue usage, speed, etc.
 
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