"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Girls suck at giving head

itishe

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Of the past three girls that have given me head, three of them sucked at it. How can you tell/show/encourage a girl to give me a ******* instead of sucking on my head or somehow getting their teeth into the mix.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rudra

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Well I found that about 90 percent of women give head that would us in analogy performing cunny get a slap in the face. Hardly pulled the pun that most suck at sucking... This does NOT depend on the sexual experience of the girl. I´ve had broads with experience that would make a pro blush, but they still sucked only mediocrely.

Is a BS such an individual thing? One guy flies away, the other one falls asleep at the same girl giving him head? I dont think so.

Are 99% of the guys already so happy and thankful that the chick takes it down the throat that they would rather bite off their tongue then criticize her? Seems more likely, but only my 2c.

Input?
 

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They are only good at it when they are totally relaxed with you. Not only that, you have to be totally relaxed. Ive tried sitting down with one and showing her some techniques I found via google. No luck there, I havent felt any difference before or after.

Different girl, we're into each other, shes relaxed, Im relaxed, both drunk. It was amazing.


Down side to this is that you dont last as long when you are relaxed completely. I dont know how to tell you what I mean by relaxed completely, I guess not focusing on your performance and other things.
 

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I think most of us guys expect our lovers to blow like them porn stars. I think its a fair expectation to have after all, it should be enjoyable and we are here to blow our loads... so why not.

Every chick needs experience and gentle guidance from the receiver. Experience coupled with attraction gives the best BJs. They are not mutually exclusive
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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st_99

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if she's too good at it, I'd be wondering how many she's sucked..
 

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why dont u get a guy to do it instead, since 'girls suck at giving head'
 

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nosmirk said:
why dont u get a guy to do it instead, since 'girls suck at giving head'

I was thinking the same thing. I happen to love the way girls give head. So much in fact that I'd break a guys neck if he touched my d*ck.

Some aren't that good, some give bomb head. It's techinique, suction, tongue usage, speed, etc.
 
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