"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls pvssy

whatdude

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please don't delete this thread because I'm very curious as to what is going on with my girls ****. The past few times we fvcked... and i cvm in her ( i dont wear protection cuz shes on the pill) after i blow my load in her, when i pull it out there is this white chunky substance on my lower abs.. i thought it was my own cvm and told her i was gonna get it checked out but she said not to bother because its her. She claims that its her extra 'lube' .. she is like a day or two from haveing her period too.... i dont know what the fvck is wrong with her but i dont want no freak chick with an alien pvssy or somethin... its like cottage cheese, sick sh1t.. anyone know wtf it is?


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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Socialreject

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O_O

Hmmm... exotic white substance detected in pubic area..

Sounds like a job for for mulder and skully!

Alternatively, you could wear a rubber and see if it's still there?
 

rocky_mtn

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its tw4t cheese, its happens with some women when you churn their biscuit.
 

Paradigm Artisan

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You do know that girls *** too you know? Or squirt whatever. God I feel dumb telling you this. Go read a fackin book. And on the cheese cottage thing, why not put in on a cracker and offer it to one of your friends? :flowers:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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