JaguarMike
Don Juan
For some reason THREE girls all told me they had boyfriends today, and I didn't even ask or number close... lol wtf. The reason I am bringing this up is because they were not the typical "oh... sorry I have a boyfriend" type statements designed to push away men. This was different, kinda weird... and intriguing.
Girl A: I'm outside waiting for class to start, when a HB9 walks outside on a cellphone. I look at her, she doesn't see me, then I start reading my material. She goes, "um, this is a weird question, but is this rashashana?" I smile but stumble and go, "I honestly dont know... wait, someone in my class said it was." and she goes "haha ok because I just wished my mother in law a happy rashashana." I go "ok" and she goes "yeah and my boyfriend didnt know either" bla bla she calls someone up to verify and I ask "so you in the clear?" she says "yeah, thanks for caring" she smiles at me when shes going back to class and drops her phone into like 5 pieces, maybe she was flustered, maybe she is just clumsy.
Girl B: My english class was sent to write a literary review on some chosen poems bla bla bla im sitting next to this hot blonde girl and started flirting/making fun of her (basically ****y and funny with my own twist). She starts hitting me, LOTS of kino, bla bla bla and she called me a name (ass goblin or something) and I called her my favorite cuss word in the book. She said her boyfriend says "raper monkey" all the time, I look at her like she just farted, and say "maybe you need to get a new boyfriend" she goes "well I dont need a new one" whatever that means.
Girl C: I'm bored out of my mind, my professor is talking about nonsense and I start to make the hot brunette to my left laugh. I drew a smiley face on my finger, and put the part of looseleaf paper u take off when its in a binder, I put it into a circle and put it as a hat on my finger and go "hey look its finger jesus" and she BUSTS out laughing. Professor even gets mad, and she goes "omg you're funnier than my boyfriend."
WHAT is going on here. Are they trying to tell me something in some foreign alien woman language? Or am I just dumb. Please give your feedback lol.
Girl A: I'm outside waiting for class to start, when a HB9 walks outside on a cellphone. I look at her, she doesn't see me, then I start reading my material. She goes, "um, this is a weird question, but is this rashashana?" I smile but stumble and go, "I honestly dont know... wait, someone in my class said it was." and she goes "haha ok because I just wished my mother in law a happy rashashana." I go "ok" and she goes "yeah and my boyfriend didnt know either" bla bla she calls someone up to verify and I ask "so you in the clear?" she says "yeah, thanks for caring" she smiles at me when shes going back to class and drops her phone into like 5 pieces, maybe she was flustered, maybe she is just clumsy.
Girl B: My english class was sent to write a literary review on some chosen poems bla bla bla im sitting next to this hot blonde girl and started flirting/making fun of her (basically ****y and funny with my own twist). She starts hitting me, LOTS of kino, bla bla bla and she called me a name (ass goblin or something) and I called her my favorite cuss word in the book. She said her boyfriend says "raper monkey" all the time, I look at her like she just farted, and say "maybe you need to get a new boyfriend" she goes "well I dont need a new one" whatever that means.
Girl C: I'm bored out of my mind, my professor is talking about nonsense and I start to make the hot brunette to my left laugh. I drew a smiley face on my finger, and put the part of looseleaf paper u take off when its in a binder, I put it into a circle and put it as a hat on my finger and go "hey look its finger jesus" and she BUSTS out laughing. Professor even gets mad, and she goes "omg you're funnier than my boyfriend."
WHAT is going on here. Are they trying to tell me something in some foreign alien woman language? Or am I just dumb. Please give your feedback lol.
