"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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cablecow15

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I hate my luck , out of the last five girls ive met , four of them live with in a mile of each other , and 3 within 500 feet from one another , makes me really uneasy trying to juggle them around , think the smartest thing to do is pic one i like the most and deliberately friends-zone the rest ?

the entire reason this dawned on me if last time i was going to the best chick out of these fives house , a girl walked past me as i walked up to her door , and this girl was a friend of one other girl i met at the club "this is the one that doesn't live in this area .

normally id be a lot chiller , but I actually like one of these girls , so im looking for the quickest way to diffuse this situation , without dropping everyone (that seems to be everyone's answer to everything now)

I .... Hate .....small ...... towns
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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cablecow15

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Holy crap , ive been making typos in my titles all week ....
 

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cablecow15 said:
Holy crap , ive been making typos in my titles all week ....
C0CK TEASE
 
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