"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Girls grossed out.....?

Colossus

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Has anyone else found their girl making the "eww!!" face when you let loose the juice?

Odd question, I know.

I dont really like to come inside girls, so I usually just do it on their chest or back or whatever. My gf acts all squirmy sometimes when I do it and told me it's gross the other night. Frankly, I was offended. I cant really blame her in a way, but hey, those are my boys!! Its part of sex and I wish she would keep her mouth shut about it.

Any similar experience?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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seanchai

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Aim for her eye. She'll make a face, but chances are it won't be an "eww".
 

spider_007

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Make her give you a bj, and then blow it in her mouth (chances are she already did it once and that's why she is grossed out.)
 

Colossus

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Originally posted by spider_007
Make her give you a bj, and then blow it in her mouth (chances are she already did it once and that's why she is grossed out.)

No, she swallows no problem. She just doesnt like it when I get it all over her. I always kinda chuckle when I do.....:crackup:
 

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Just tell her it's a major turn on for you, but if she is really uncomfortable with it then nix the porn star shots.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Shiftkey

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lol actually -I- think cvm is gross. Usually the woman catches this and teases me about it, so I don't know if any have felt the same way as me.
 

MsThang

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Hey, different strokes. But she probably won't like it any better if you shoot it at her when she isn't a willing participant.

If it really bothers you (if you can't cvm in a girl I'm assuming you probably won't in a sock), talk to her about it outside the bedroom. Maybe you can work up to it; going from zero to money shot can be traumatic for the best of us.
 

DJDamage

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You need to give her a compliment that she really turned you on once its all said and done.

You also need to keep a some wet naps by the bed that this girl can reach over and clean your sh1t off her's and thus she won't complain as much.

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