"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Girls grossed out.....?

Colossus

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Has anyone else found their girl making the "eww!!" face when you let loose the juice?

Odd question, I know.

I dont really like to come inside girls, so I usually just do it on their chest or back or whatever. My gf acts all squirmy sometimes when I do it and told me it's gross the other night. Frankly, I was offended. I cant really blame her in a way, but hey, those are my boys!! Its part of sex and I wish she would keep her mouth shut about it.

Any similar experience?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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seanchai

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Aim for her eye. She'll make a face, but chances are it won't be an "eww".
 

spider_007

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Make her give you a bj, and then blow it in her mouth (chances are she already did it once and that's why she is grossed out.)
 

Colossus

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Originally posted by spider_007
Make her give you a bj, and then blow it in her mouth (chances are she already did it once and that's why she is grossed out.)

No, she swallows no problem. She just doesnt like it when I get it all over her. I always kinda chuckle when I do.....:crackup:
 

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Just tell her it's a major turn on for you, but if she is really uncomfortable with it then nix the porn star shots.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Shiftkey

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lol actually -I- think cvm is gross. Usually the woman catches this and teases me about it, so I don't know if any have felt the same way as me.
 

MsThang

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Hey, different strokes. But she probably won't like it any better if you shoot it at her when she isn't a willing participant.

If it really bothers you (if you can't cvm in a girl I'm assuming you probably won't in a sock), talk to her about it outside the bedroom. Maybe you can work up to it; going from zero to money shot can be traumatic for the best of us.
 

DJDamage

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You need to give her a compliment that she really turned you on once its all said and done.

You also need to keep a some wet naps by the bed that this girl can reach over and clean your sh1t off her's and thus she won't complain as much.

DjDamage
 
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