"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Girls grossed out.....?

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Has anyone else found their girl making the "eww!!" face when you let loose the juice?

Odd question, I know.

I dont really like to come inside girls, so I usually just do it on their chest or back or whatever. My gf acts all squirmy sometimes when I do it and told me it's gross the other night. Frankly, I was offended. I cant really blame her in a way, but hey, those are my boys!! Its part of sex and I wish she would keep her mouth shut about it.

Any similar experience?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Aim for her eye. She'll make a face, but chances are it won't be an "eww".
 

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Make her give you a bj, and then blow it in her mouth (chances are she already did it once and that's why she is grossed out.)
 

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Originally posted by spider_007
Make her give you a bj, and then blow it in her mouth (chances are she already did it once and that's why she is grossed out.)

No, she swallows no problem. She just doesnt like it when I get it all over her. I always kinda chuckle when I do.....:crackup:
 

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Just tell her it's a major turn on for you, but if she is really uncomfortable with it then nix the porn star shots.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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lol actually -I- think cvm is gross. Usually the woman catches this and teases me about it, so I don't know if any have felt the same way as me.
 

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Hey, different strokes. But she probably won't like it any better if you shoot it at her when she isn't a willing participant.

If it really bothers you (if you can't cvm in a girl I'm assuming you probably won't in a sock), talk to her about it outside the bedroom. Maybe you can work up to it; going from zero to money shot can be traumatic for the best of us.
 

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You need to give her a compliment that she really turned you on once its all said and done.

You also need to keep a some wet naps by the bed that this girl can reach over and clean your sh1t off her's and thus she won't complain as much.

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