"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Got this realllly cool chick I hang out with from time to time, initially we hooked up but the last few times we've hung out we basically joked around & told stories as friends would...

Now I want to make the transition back to hooking up before its too late, I don't want her to start seeing me as a friend, how do I turn the tables once again? Should I do is boldly or be an a*sh*le............
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How about this: When you're hanging out joking around as friends, you grab her and kiss her.
 
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Tell her in a joking manner "I know we both like telling our silly little stories but I keep thinking, DAMN! When are we BOTH going to get our 'happy ending' WOMAN!?"

See how she reacts. If there's silence or she seems uncomfortable. Then you may be a friend.

If she goes with it..Then keep it light but escalate subtlely.
 
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Well the first time we actually hooked up we were "play fighting" & i just vampired her neck like i was in twilight or some thing & she started moaning, but now I want to bone or head.... next step........??
 
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Stop hanging out with her. Stop acting and treating her like a friend. DUH!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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There's a simple solution to this confusion: make a move on her the next time you hang out. What were you doing just sitting there and telling jokes? Were you expecting her to make a move on your or something? Just go for it and assume she will be receptive.

If it turns out that she's not, you have officially been friendzoned.
 
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hb said:
Well the first time we actually hooked up we were "play fighting" & i just vampired her neck like i was in twilight or some thing & she started moaning, but now I want to bone or head.... next step........??
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Did that even go beyond her moaning and you 'vampiring' her neck? Because to me, it sounds like you jsut bit her neck and she moaned and you all the sudden got the idea that you guys hooked up. You hooked up when you blew your load inside of her or all over her(when she's asleep it doesn't count).

It's simple: To stop yourself from being an actual friend, you do the stuff that lovers/f*ckbuddies do with her: You make out, you get under her clothing, skullf*ck her and whatnot. If you already escalated with her in the past, re-escalating is easy, you just make out with her. Just man the f*ck, grab your balls and kiss her.
 
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STOP ACTING LIKE A FRIEND TO HER! Make the moves....
 
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Dudes this is what I think seriously limits me from getting as much snatch as I potentially can... Just ****ing go for it & girls love it when I just want to bone the **** out of them
 
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