"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The 2 previous girls that gave me their numbers on separate nights have called me Jet Li.

http://imgur.com/AtTT1

These chicks were white and mexican, we were talking at the bar. I am not sure how to feel or react. How would you DJ's handle that situation?

Let's make this weird thread more so. I met the mexican chick with her friend coming into the bar as I was leaving. I told them "I'm buzzed, but let's go to the one down the street" and tossed them my keys. They followed me to my car and drove me there. Although I came with them, I was chatting to girls at the bar and coming back once in a while. Towards the end, I stayed and chatted with them and we start heavily drinking. They called a taxi home.
The next day I saw I had sent a message "Hi Lisa" Thinking to myself who the F is that?

So I followed up "I'm a silly guy, but you might be a dork. I feel like this is some kind of russian roulette. You must be an adorable heaven blessed lil cutie." Sent a picture of myself.

Lisa "Omg !!!! Hi !!!! Lol I had a great time, how u got my number"

Me "You seem like a cool person. Lets get together for drinks =)"

Lisa "I remember I was calling you jet lee, lol"

I figured to wait a couple of days and text her when and where.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Well, are you asian and do you look like Jet Li? Jet Li is a bad*ss bro you didn't get called anything negative. I personally would just laugh at it and go about my business. Small things like that aren't a big deal, unless she constantly does it. In that case she probably loves Jet Li more than you, and you should get the f out and find someone who calls you by your real name.

That's a picture of Jackie Chan by the way.
 
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crossedup said:
That's a picture of Jackie Chan by the way.
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LMAO, I'm asian and I still can't tell the difference.

On topic, I don't think he is my doppelganger, but it has happened occasionally in the past. The heck, is it because the only asian people you know are Jet Li and Jackie Chan? 95% of the time I am the only asian at the bar and social circle.

Eh, whatever, live simple
 
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