"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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girls ask why...

shagnscoob

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you dont want a girlfriend. in highschool they always paint this horrible picture of what a player is: "guys that dont want girlfriends basically just want to go around and hook up with whoever they want, whenever they want"

and then they say 'so why dont YOU want a girlfriend?'

obviously so i can hook up whoever i want whenever i want, but if i say that, ill lose one more girl to hook up with, i suspect.

whats a good way to tackle this question?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Antichrist_Star

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Tell them girlfriends cost too much mother****ing money. ;)

But seriously... just tell them the truth, they will mind a lot less than you think. ;)

For me personally... I don't like the idea of the girlfriend because of how much time you have to invest in one... and I barely have enough time to take care of my damn self.

AS
 

08aisaac

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Too true I wouldn't ever really want a gf unless she was the perfect gf you know so when you are trying to hook up with girls don't ever go the gf way to do it because that's a waste of time. But if a girl asks you why you want a gf tell her you don't.
 

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GIRL: "Why dont YOU want a girlfriend?"
SAMMO: "What makes you think that!? I've got 12 of them!"

OR

SAMMO: "Is this your way of asking me out on a date?"

Easiest way to get out of a question you dont want to answer is say something funny in response to it.
 
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