"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Girls are physical

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Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO RESPOND TO A WOMANS FLIRTY ATTACKS:

Pick her up, hold her over your houlder, tell everyone you'll be back in 15 min, and leave the room. Set her down she'll be beet red embarrist and laughing, maybe fighting back a lil... perfect opportunity for a kiss.
Brilliant...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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stop being pussies about girls hitting yall....oh no a girl is playfully hitting you!!
 

Michael Chief

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Originally posted by Noob
lol next time she duz it im gonna say "u punch like a girl" thnx to who ever posted that it made me laugh...
guy: you punch like a girl
girl (being stupid) : well duh cuz i am a girl
guy (slowly and coherently): did you really have to point that out? well...you did...and i thank you... cuz i was pretty confused.
 

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guy: you punch like a girl
girl (being stupid) : well duh cuz i am a girl
guy (slowly and coherently): did you really have to point that out? well...you did...and i thank you... cuz i was pretty confused.

goddammit! MODS! please delete this second copy.
 

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Heh heh heh....

I like what TonyTheTigerOI sad....

Just pick her up like a sack of potatoes, and carry her off. Put her down with a wink and a smile, then walk off. Bet she chases you down.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO RESPOND TO A WOMANS FLIRTY ATTACKS:

Pick her up, hold her over your houlder, tell everyone you'll be back in 15 min, and leave the room. Set her down she'll be beet red embarrist and laughing, maybe fighting back a lil... perfect opportunity for a kiss.
I'm not strong enough for that. But I am working out and maybe my next year I can pickup a 110 lb girl.
 
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