"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Girls are physical

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Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO RESPOND TO A WOMANS FLIRTY ATTACKS:

Pick her up, hold her over your houlder, tell everyone you'll be back in 15 min, and leave the room. Set her down she'll be beet red embarrist and laughing, maybe fighting back a lil... perfect opportunity for a kiss.
Brilliant...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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stop being pussies about girls hitting yall....oh no a girl is playfully hitting you!!
 

Michael Chief

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Originally posted by Noob
lol next time she duz it im gonna say "u punch like a girl" thnx to who ever posted that it made me laugh...
guy: you punch like a girl
girl (being stupid) : well duh cuz i am a girl
guy (slowly and coherently): did you really have to point that out? well...you did...and i thank you... cuz i was pretty confused.
 

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guy: you punch like a girl
girl (being stupid) : well duh cuz i am a girl
guy (slowly and coherently): did you really have to point that out? well...you did...and i thank you... cuz i was pretty confused.

goddammit! MODS! please delete this second copy.
 

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Heh heh heh....

I like what TonyTheTigerOI sad....

Just pick her up like a sack of potatoes, and carry her off. Put her down with a wink and a smile, then walk off. Bet she chases you down.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO RESPOND TO A WOMANS FLIRTY ATTACKS:

Pick her up, hold her over your houlder, tell everyone you'll be back in 15 min, and leave the room. Set her down she'll be beet red embarrist and laughing, maybe fighting back a lil... perfect opportunity for a kiss.
I'm not strong enough for that. But I am working out and maybe my next year I can pickup a 110 lb girl.
 
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