"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls are people too

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I saw a beautiful girl in a study lounge smell her own armpits today, and I smiled at her and thought, "Yep. Girls are people too." Some guys act like they're goddesses or something, but they're not. They're just like you and me, only softer and nicer-smelling.

Does anyone else have stories of seeing beautiful women doing un-womanly things such as this? It would make a good thread for those who have too much fear.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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So did you approach her, you had the perfect opening.
 
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BackToTheMack

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I really do not want to know about women taking sh*ts, shaving and smelling them selves this is a stupid thread.
 
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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
So did you approach her, you had the perfect opening.
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that's what i was wondering too.
 
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Originally posted by Arioch
I saw a beautiful girl in a study lounge smell her own armpits today, and I smiled at her and thought, "Yep. Girls are people too." Some guys act like they're goddesses or something, but they're not. They're just like you and me, only softer and nicer-smelling.

Does anyone else have stories of seeing beautiful women doing un-womanly things such as this? It would make a good thread for those who have too much fear.
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Well I know this guy who was bouncing in a few clubs and he told me all the crazy stuff that he seen girls do. You would be surprise how many times he and his crew had to carry HB's out of clubs and into the first aid room. He told me one incident he can never forget was this HB he was carring out who was semi- unconscious due to alot of drinking and drugs that she kept on vomiting and she was covered in her own urine and feces. The girl was possesed like she was from the movie The Exocerist. Disgusting!!!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by BackToTheMack
I really do not want to know about women taking sh*ts, shaving and smelling them selves this is a stupid thread.
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A comment like this is the mark of a man who doesn't appreciate the REALNESS of human existence.

~Sloopy
 
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