Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Girlfriend is gaining weight and she thinks I called her fat

Dhoulmagus

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She is the definition of spoiled daddy's princess. Her dad is wk op and her brothers are mentally unstable(weird af) while she's the only normal one. The correlation is apparent in this family lol. Anyways, she eats like **** and rarely works out. She also has gained some weight since we started dating.

She told me she ate nothing but pizza for lunch and dinner today and I lost it and told her that she's going to get fat af eventually. She said it is hard to eat healthy when food is free and I told her to learn how to cook and it will be easier. She told me that her dad is the only cook in the house and that is the men's job to be the cook. I responded that she should be a comedian with those comments and to take home etiquette 101 as a college course. I told her that unless she makes the most money in the household than no husband is going to want some fat ass wife that can't even cook Top Ramen. In addition, I told her that her kids will be obese too because she will feed them mcdonalds every day. She responded by calling me an a$$hole and changing the convo.

Last, she told me good night and told me she was going on a diet because I called her fat. I told her that I never called her fat, but she will have to quit eating like **** every day. If she gets fatter than I'm dumping her. Idk how I'm going to find a new girl, but I would rather jerk off than have a fat gf as spoiled as her.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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ImTheDoubleGreatest!

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I think you need a therapist, Sosuave isn't enough

Please tell me you're moving to San Diego or Florida. Your life seems so boring in that redneck bible town
 

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Good job telling it to her straight OP. If she eats garbage and is unhealthy, then she doesn't respect herself.

How can you respect someone who doesn't even respect herself?

Dhoulmagus said:
If she gets fatter than I'm dumping her. I'm going to find a new girl, but I would rather jerk off than have a fat gf as spoiled as her.
I salute you. Having an abundance mentality without actually having other options is commendable. Most guys would be too afraid to set her straight out of fear of "losing her" (gasp!)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Dhoulmagus

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Bible_Belt said:
This is how relationships end. Familiarity breeds contempt. She's probably on Tinder right now.
Lol I'm on tinder
 

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So your chick is getting fat and you have ZERO power over her ? You are her bytch as she clearly doesnt listen to you, you should do some action and leave her and not come here with some drama like we would be your girlfriends.
 

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JohnyTheArrow said:
So your chick is getting fat and you have ZERO power over her ? You are her bytch as she clearly doesnt listen to you, you should do some action and leave her and not come here with some drama like we would be your girlfriends.
Ya, so I shoukd hold a gun to her head and threaten her if she doesn't lose weight immediately.
 

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Dhoulmagus said:
Ya, so I shoukd hold a gun to her head and threaten her if she doesn't lose weight immediately.
Words are enough and if not you are in position ...

"Im so special you eat that shyt or get lost boy"

You have low value for her.
 

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She has the right to be fat and the responsibility to bear all the consequences that come with it.You have the right to be happy and the responsibility to find someone who will not hinder your happiness and hopefully contribute positively to it.

She is responsible for her own choices and you have made it clear your relationship was suffering. You deserve to be attracted to your girlfriend and enjoy spending time with her. I would tell her one more time that she either needs to start leading a healthier lifestyle or you cannot stay with her.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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