"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girlfriend Doesn't Want to Have Sex

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try viagra plus redbull and make sure eat beforehand
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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mfd1830

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It's not great sex but it's enough to satisfy me at the moment. I do tons of other stuff, always try to mix it up and throw in something new; even if it's just something little. I feel like I'm above average in bed.

I was really sexually attracted to her at first. Now it's less so. I was going through a 1+ year drought when I met her, so that could be part of it too.
 

Leporello

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You need to stop making sex such a 'thing'. Next time, just get in bed together (naked or almost naked) and get into that comfortable sleepy-sexy state that girls like so much.
 
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