"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girlfriend broke up with me

Zaraza

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Alright im stupid, but I am suffering from one-itis as you guys would say. Now theres no parties comin up, and i got work so i have little chance goin out to meet new girls. But have any of you, wanted to get back together with the girl? She means a lot to me, i was thinkin give her 2 weeks off. What ways have you gotten your girl back?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Zaraza

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i just need people to talk abuot this issue. SO give me some insight.

she broke up with me, i want her back.

thats basically it.
 

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99.9% of the time she's not gonna want you back so don't even bother. Meet girls any way you can, your proubly just making excuses if you say you can't.
 

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Zaraza said:
i just need people to talk abuot this issue. SO give me some insight.

she broke up with me, i want her back.

thats basically it.
i know its hard at times
but you will have more fun dating more chicks than staying with one
and go hang out with your guy friends HAVE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE! your only in highschool you dont want to marry your highschool girl (in most cases)
but just have fun and experiment with people
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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