"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl that I like

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Jamaicanballer

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There is a girl that I work with, that I like. She is about three years younger than me. I started to talk to her, but everytime I see her I get a little nervous. When I am about to say something a lot of things run through my mind. For example: I think to myself that she probably has a boyfriend and would not be interested in me. I think I am a good looking kid, but a proportionally plump (chubby). I am working out trying to get skinny, but none the less good looking. My point is how do I find out if she has a boyfriend, and how do I try to talk to her?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Well first, you read the DJ bible (link at the top right of the page)...then you realise that this shouldn't be in the tip section.
 

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Originally posted by James Bondage
If I had a penny for every time there was a post like this..
trilionaires chaching!

Read the bible!
 
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