"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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girl testing me at a club

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well i was on spring break and i went to the US, so im there in a club and im campaining (i was by my own) so i saw this group of chicks and i go with the hottest one and told her, lets dance,

she said: why should i dance with you when there are all this guys (there were more guys than girls). and i said because im a MACK!

she then said ooooh no thanks! and laughed , so i just walked away.

god i felt like a retard, then i thought i should have told her: because i have a huge co.ck. lol

oh well...


have any of you guys been tested like this? if so what did you answer.

or what would you have answered.


by the way spring breaks in the US are awsome!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I would have said "because you want me more than them"

May not have worked, but that's the way my brain works lol.
 
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Should have said, "Why, would you rather just go back to my place instead?"

It would have worked. 75% sure.
 
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her: "why should i dance with you when there are all these guys?"

me: "that's for me to know and you to figure out ;) have fun, i'll see you around. "
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"Because I'll teach you a thing or two. If you can handle me, that it!"

Lol. I don't think I could pull that one without laughing at myself. :D

It would be fun tho.
 
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You were tested & rejected pretty much at the same time....

You should have said

"Well Why arent any of them approaching you/have the balls to approach you then?" If then she said yes,then you passed.If she keep going negative,you shoulda said "Actually now I clearly see why" and walk away.

The thing is with **** tests is DONT RESPOND HOW SHE THINKS YOU WILL RESPOND.She had a feeling you were gonna be ****y like that and you got blown out thats why.
 
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