"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Girl talks too much

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konmai

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I like her personality. She's gorgeous. The content of her conversation is actually interesting, but she just goes on FOREVER! Her emails are also essay length. Other than this, she's almost perfect. Why? :cuss: I've dated a lot of girls, and I have never met one who talks or writes so much.

You guys ever date a girl who was pretty awesome but just couldn't get to the point?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Diaforetikos

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Yup. My first girl was a yapper. Went on about nothing. To top it all off, her jokes were super corny. She started to get funnier towards the end of our relationship, but that was because she hung around me so much.

My advice is hit it and quit it... or toot it and boot it... or stick it then flick it... or screw it and lose it... or pop it and drop it... or... I'm done.

I promise.
 
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I was over at a girl's house 2 weeks ago.

She was yapping as usual and I grabbed a piece of tape and went to put it over her mouth....

It turned her on in BIG way.
 
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vatoloco

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Dude! Let her yap away. If she's talking, she's happy. Worry about it when all she does is look out the window in complete silence. Then you have problems my friend...

My girlfriend loves to yap. She talks about the most inconsequential things and I hardly remember what she says. All I know is "I'm a great listener" and she is in Cloud 9.

"Oh Mikey, do you even think I know what the hell they're saying to me half the time? ... All I do man is stare at their mouth and wrinkle my eyebrows and somehow I turn out to be a big sweetie, okay?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvKeDr3k7n0

The one time when she's quiet is when she grabs my cock and puts it in her mouth. :D
 
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cablecow15

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scorpio1138 said:
I was over at a girl's house 2 weeks ago.

She was yapping as usual and I grabbed a piece of tape and went to put it over her mouth....

It turned her on in BIG way.
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lmao this post is awesome
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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