"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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konmai

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I like her personality. She's gorgeous. The content of her conversation is actually interesting, but she just goes on FOREVER! Her emails are also essay length. Other than this, she's almost perfect. Why? :cuss: I've dated a lot of girls, and I have never met one who talks or writes so much.

You guys ever date a girl who was pretty awesome but just couldn't get to the point?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Diaforetikos

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Yup. My first girl was a yapper. Went on about nothing. To top it all off, her jokes were super corny. She started to get funnier towards the end of our relationship, but that was because she hung around me so much.

My advice is hit it and quit it... or toot it and boot it... or stick it then flick it... or screw it and lose it... or pop it and drop it... or... I'm done.

I promise.
 
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I was over at a girl's house 2 weeks ago.

She was yapping as usual and I grabbed a piece of tape and went to put it over her mouth....

It turned her on in BIG way.
 
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vatoloco

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Dude! Let her yap away. If she's talking, she's happy. Worry about it when all she does is look out the window in complete silence. Then you have problems my friend...

My girlfriend loves to yap. She talks about the most inconsequential things and I hardly remember what she says. All I know is "I'm a great listener" and she is in Cloud 9.

"Oh Mikey, do you even think I know what the hell they're saying to me half the time? ... All I do man is stare at their mouth and wrinkle my eyebrows and somehow I turn out to be a big sweetie, okay?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvKeDr3k7n0

The one time when she's quiet is when she grabs my cock and puts it in her mouth. :D
 
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cablecow15

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scorpio1138 said:
I was over at a girl's house 2 weeks ago.

She was yapping as usual and I grabbed a piece of tape and went to put it over her mouth....

It turned her on in BIG way.
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lmao this post is awesome
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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