"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl Says: "I Love You..."

mix_master

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So, here are some opportunities I missed out recently:

Friday:
"we were blowing/fvcking each other"

Thursday:
"I like d1ck!"

However, there's also another opportunity I should've reacted to in a positive way on Thursday.

There was a band setting up for their next set. There are a couple of girls seated up front (it's actually quite empty overall). One is zoning in and out, either sleepy, high, drunk, or a combination of all of the above.

"Are you girls with the band?"

Girl 1: (a little testy) "of course we're with the band....we're seated right up front!"

Girl 2: Just blurts out: "I love you....I LOVE that you know that we're here with the band..."

me: "that's cool, I'm looking forward to hearing their set"

Girl 1 looks at Girl 2 with a stern glance, grabs her by the arm, then drags her off to the outdoors patio.

I think absolutely nothing of it at the time.

However, in retrospect, I am noticing that I am receiving strong/sexual immediate IOI's: girls are introducing themselves and talking about fvcking, they're telling me they love me, and they're telling me that they enjoy "d1ck."

I've got to jump on this, man. I've got to assume attraction.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

hansol

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Dude why are you continually posting about the same crap? You have a million threads on the same screw-up... One thread doesn't cut it or what?
 
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