"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl pokes tongue out at you

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PeterCrouch

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Sign of attraction?
How do you respond?

Twice tonight at work a girl poked her tongue out at me, I just pulled a stupid face, which I know was stupid. Anyway, we were far away from each other so saying something was out of the question so how should I respond to it if it happens tomorrow?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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bish0p

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heh, I used to do that to random girls while driving.
 
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Cinamon

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Next time she does it, say i can put my tongue to better use than that, smile with a wink and walk away ;)
 
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