"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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today was i was comming home from uni this hottie sat down next to me. I was kinda nervous as i dont do pickups and stuff but i thought screw it so i was thinking of a way to start a convo but i couldnt think of any lol and it was past that 3 second rule thing

so were both listening to music and i put mine away and i get out my train ticket and i realise that it expired the other day, so im like "hey do u know the date today" she told me it and i make a joke about how my ticket expired and i would have to fare evade today, then she put her music away and we talked for the rest of the trip. It was really nice cause afterwards u do get that really good feeling, like the confidence starts to build

she was only 16, im 19 so i didnt go for her number but it was still an experience talking to a chick that was a stranger, too bad she wasnt older, she was really nice and hottie :p

meh just felt i would post this
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dapper Swindler

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You: "hey, do you know the date today?"

Her: "It's March 7"

You: "Wrong! It's you and me at 7:00 for dinner."

Someone I know came up with this line today. I thought it was funny. Anyway, good job taking the initiative. It only gets easier from here.
 

MrHarris

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I was kinda nervous as i dont do pickups and stuff

Why are you here if you don't do pickups?????

And if your a master vampire then nothing as mundane as a petty ego, being scared of something as minor in life as opening to a girl. In fact it shouldn't even phase you.

You should be revealing in your powers and abilities to cloud the minds of young ladies and enthrall them to you.
 

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Originally posted by MrHarris


You should be revealing in your powers and abilities to cloud the minds of young ladies and enthrall them to you.


I just love this guy!!!

Game is the ability to use words to invoke a calculated emotional response from others while being totally immune yourself.
 

DeathDealer

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Mmm, 16 year olds girls. You should've gotten her number and hit that.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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