"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Girl kiss girl...cheating?

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Originally posted by Swede54
man i want to, i got 65 days of school left. I want to slowly egg him on somehow and build it up. I admit im probably same size as him, but atlesat i know how to fight, ive been boxing. Plus i know hes a coward at heart. ANyone who jumps a guy after a girl socks him in the face twice from behind, is a coward.
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u got hit in the face by a ****en ***** and u didnt knock her to the ground ?!:eek:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Swede54
man i want to, i got 65 days of school left. I want to slowly egg him on somehow and build it up. I admit im probably same size as him, but atlesat i know how to fight, ive been boxing. Plus i know hes a coward at heart. ANyone who jumps a guy after a girl socks him in the face twice from behind, is a coward.
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just kick his ass one day, without gettin in **** by the school, but get a nice crowd.

what i like to do is not hit the face, cause the face bruises and swells too easily and then the person has better chance of being the "victim"
 
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Originally posted by BLUEox117
just kick his ass one day, without gettin in **** by the school, but get a nice crowd.

what i like to do is not hit the face, cause the face bruises and swells too easily and then the person has better chance of being the "victim"
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haha
 
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Girlfriend got drunk, girlfriend made out with friend, girlfriend added the prefix - ex to her tag, girlfriend bawled her eyes out.

Tis cheating in my book.
 
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