"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl kiss girl...cheating?

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BLUEox117

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Originally posted by Swede54
man i want to, i got 65 days of school left. I want to slowly egg him on somehow and build it up. I admit im probably same size as him, but atlesat i know how to fight, ive been boxing. Plus i know hes a coward at heart. ANyone who jumps a guy after a girl socks him in the face twice from behind, is a coward.
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u got hit in the face by a ****en ***** and u didnt knock her to the ground ?!:eek:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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BLUEox117

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Originally posted by Swede54
man i want to, i got 65 days of school left. I want to slowly egg him on somehow and build it up. I admit im probably same size as him, but atlesat i know how to fight, ive been boxing. Plus i know hes a coward at heart. ANyone who jumps a guy after a girl socks him in the face twice from behind, is a coward.
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just kick his ass one day, without gettin in **** by the school, but get a nice crowd.

what i like to do is not hit the face, cause the face bruises and swells too easily and then the person has better chance of being the "victim"
 
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Originally posted by BLUEox117
just kick his ass one day, without gettin in **** by the school, but get a nice crowd.

what i like to do is not hit the face, cause the face bruises and swells too easily and then the person has better chance of being the "victim"
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haha
 
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Girlfriend got drunk, girlfriend made out with friend, girlfriend added the prefix - ex to her tag, girlfriend bawled her eyes out.

Tis cheating in my book.
 
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