"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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girl keeps askin about my past relationships?

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she kept askin me how many gfs ive had or fuk buddies, how long ago i fuked, etc. i had to lie of course.. cause fuked if im telling her the last time i had sex was seven years ago. should i of told her the truth? cause i think she knows im lying .. me not being able to find the right hole before several times was bad. she had to keep grabbin my dik and put it in or direct me. :nervous:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mantis Toboggan

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Yeah. You should have told her that you haven't had sex in 7 years. That'll get her hot and wet.

Sorry...questions like this bring out the sarcasm in me. No....no you shouldn't tell her about that. She shouldn't even be asking that. It's none of her damn business.

I'm sure you already answered her and gave precise answers to these questions....but just in case you haven't, just play it cool and joke around with her. She'd much rather have there be some mystery about you, instead of hearing, "I've had sex with approximately 6.7 women."
 

thedude4242

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next time she asks you how many women you been with, started counting to yourself on your fingers. once you have to start all over again on the next hand, which be number eleven you will probably have already got a reaction out of her. if not keeping counting until you get to about 20and then say this is not necessary. but you got to sell it real good. act like you are thinking real hard. and then the next time tell her you are a virgin.
 

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yeah well what about my performance in the bed. cant even find the damn right hole sometimes. kinda gives it away
 
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