girl keeps askin about my past relationships?

[chance-]

she kept askin me how many gfs ive had or fuk buddies, how long ago i fuked, etc. i had to lie of course.. cause fuked if im telling her the last time i had sex was seven years ago. should i of told her the truth? cause i think she knows im lying .. me not being able to find the right hole before several times was bad. she had to keep grabbin my dik and put it in or direct me. :nervous:

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

Yeah. You should have told her that you haven't had sex in 7 years. That'll get her hot and wet.

Sorry...questions like this bring out the sarcasm in me. No....no you shouldn't tell her about that. She shouldn't even be asking that. It's none of her damn business.

I'm sure you already answered her and gave precise answers to these questions....but just in case you haven't, just play it cool and joke around with her. She'd much rather have there be some mystery about you, instead of hearing, "I've had sex with approximately 6.7 women."

 

[thedude4242]

next time she asks you how many women you been with, started counting to yourself on your fingers. once you have to start all over again on the next hand, which be number eleven you will probably have already got a reaction out of her. if not keeping counting until you get to about 20and then say this is not necessary. but you got to sell it real good. act like you are thinking real hard. and then the next time tell her you are a virgin.

 

[chance-]

yeah well what about my performance in the bed. cant even find the damn right hole sometimes. kinda gives it away