"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl jerked my chains...feels rage.

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maverick72

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I started emailing this HB8 girl on Match.com, she is quite younger. Anyway, I said to her "its time to make some serious choices in life and settle down and stop hanging out with your friends at bars and clubs. You are approaching 35.
Time to make decisions such as having a family vs. partying the rest of your life. When you turn 40 it will be harder to find the right one.

She replys "since my clock is ticking when are you going to aks me out lol"

I sensed it was a b*tch test.

So I said "where did that come from lol?"

Then she replies "just waiting for you to ask me out."

I said..."slow downnn" I am content on getting to know you through emails for a while and maybe a phone calls later. We can plan a time to meet sometime in the future. There is no rush."

She replies " I wouldn't go out with you! lol....wow you are so serious!"

OUCH. She jerked me around.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Black Dog

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Woww....what a total ****. Bishes and their computers...remind me to never use Match, it'll probably be worse for me in 10 years..
 
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Strelok

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Go silent, and most of all dont reply a "I wouldnt go out with you too".
It would make her

The last thing you want is burn your chances or reward her for those "jokes".
 
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maverick72

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I already lost my cool...

I told her to "f*ck off. and that she was a dogface in her photos compared to her friends. Good luck with that..."

In fact I was right about it and honest. She wasnt as cute as her friends.

I know thats not the don juan attitude at all---but it felt pretty good to slam her.

I'm s*ck of women acting like they are all that. I've been with some hot ladies, and when the clothes come off and your actually sexing them...it doesn't matter if they are ugly or hot. They all start to look the same after a while.
 
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Didn't you just make a post 2 days ago about how everyone on this site is a nerd and a loser and that you wanted your account deleted?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Eureka said:
Didn't you just make a post 2 days ago about how everyone on this site is a nerd and a loser and that you wanted your account deleted?
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This guy is an epic troll

:kick:

:whistle:
 
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Iceberg

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Solomon said:
This guy is an epic troll

:kick:

:whistle:
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Thanks for the warning. I almost wasted a few minutes trying to help him out.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm in the Mood

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maverick72 said:
I said..."slow downnn" I am content on getting to know you through emails for a while and maybe a phone calls later. We can plan a time to meet sometime in the future. There is no rush."
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Everything else was good, but this sounds a little creepy. You should have just played around instead of getting all serious on her. It makes you sound desperate IMO.
 
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