"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Girl is so frigid - she doesn't answer her phone

spax

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So Im sitting at my PC jacking it to some porn when I get this message from this girl I mean gaming saying that she was bored and wanted to talk.

I wait about 10 mins, then try callin her.

No answer.

Fine, I message her and say "Ey, i tried calling, you didnt pick up"

5 seconds later she replies "oh sorry, I was in the wrong room and didnt hear it."

Hmm...so you couldn't hear your phone ringing but you could hear that you got a message right....?

So I call again........no answer.

NEXT PLEASE!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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omg, this is chick must be like the worlds biggest attention seeker.

I just got this message - "so whats ur name agen?"


wtf?!?!!!!
 

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When chicks call you because they're "bored," I think that tends to be a bad sign. You still probably did the right thing in calling the first time, but you probably shouldn't have responded to her text message. She should've called you back, not messaged you.

Texting girls is mostly about bullsh1t. I mainly use it to confirm dates nowadays. (Ie, I talk to them Monday-Sunday, then I text them Thursday or whenever to remind them when we're meeting)

But yeah, I'd next. She sounds like she's just using you. A alot of girls have a tendency to do that if they can get away with it. There's no real love in your case.
 

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spax said:
So Im sitting at my PC jacking it to some porn when I get this message from this girl I mean gaming saying that she was bored and wanted to talk.

I wait about 10 mins, then try callin her.

No answer.

Fine, I message her and say "Ey, i tried calling, you didnt pick up"

5 seconds later she replies "oh sorry, I was in the wrong room and didnt hear it."
:crackup:

You gotta love'em.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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